▶ Old School, The Howard Stern Show, Elf, Mystery Men, Dirty Work, …Boat Trip,
The Bachelor,
Artie Lange's Beer League,
Lost & Found, The 4th Floor,
Supertwink,
Mail Order Bride, Artie Lange, Artie Lange, Down & Dirty with Jim Norton, What's Your Sign?, Roast of William Shatner, Meet the Creeps, Dirty Work, Beer League, Perfect Opposites, Waltzing Anna, God Has a Rap Sheet, Game Day
▶ "Whiskey will always be a part of my life."; "When I got on Stern I realized that this was the one job where you could be really honest and open, almost like Richard Pryor or something. You can be honest about your life and get laughs."; "Vegas means comedy, tragedy, happiness and sadness all at the same time."; "Of course in show business there are two ways to play it and I am not politically correct so I am not going to get endorsements or anything like that."; "I was at Yankee Stadium one time at 5 a.m., but that was to buy angel dust."; …"I am not the easiest guy to live with. It is probably the lack of stability in my life."; "Have you ever Googled yourself? I did, most depressing thing ever. People have websites hoping I die at 38."; "Everytime I go to Vegas, I seem to incur some kind of fine."; "Artie is going to do what ever Artie wants to do."; "A weekend in Vegas without gambling and drinking is just like being a born-again Christian."
